Alasdair. 21. British. Professional Cynic. Honorary Maroon. Sports Fan. Pizza Lover. Geography Student.

 

obi-wanker-nobi:

tearn-aqua:

unshaped:

DESGUSTENG

Every once in a while, this video shows up on my dash
And I am so very happy

This is one of probably three videos on tumblr that I will wait to load every time it comes up on my dash.

(Source: itshardbeingakardashian)

elementary school: reads at a middle school level

middle school: reads at a high school level

high school: reads at a college level

college: re-reads Harry Potter

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

wannabeanimator:

THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER - Official Trailer (2015)

coyotelips:

oneweekoneband:

Ke$ha - Blow

This video has it all:

  1. unicorns
  2. Kesha making out with a unicorn
  3. James Van Der Beek in breakaway clothing
  4. James Van Der Beek saying “slander” as “slan-der-beek”
  5. James Van Der Beek saying “Ke$ha” as “Ke-dollar-sign-ha”
  6. lasers
  7. rainbows
  8. a weird interlude about cheese

This song has even more:

  1. Kesha literally starting it with a laugh which then turns into a very serious deadpan command of “DANCE.” Which you do, because she is in charge.
  2. The fact that it’s technically a song about infiltrating a club as if it is a high-security government facility with the important mission of making it way more rad.
  3. I mean, what I’m saying is that Kesha is here to make the world a better place and she doesn’t need your permission to do it.
  4. Like, I’ve been telling you that Kesha is the leader in her own weird but somehow very serious revolution. We’re taking over. Get used to it.
  5. And it’s like, I have a hard time thinking of anything as accidental, even casual words thrown out in pop songs whose choruses are just one word extended into like eight syllables. They’re still there! Everything is still right there, all the strangeness and pain, all the things that lead us to get trashed and dance and laugh at stupid puns based on the names of 90s teen television idols. Nestled among unicorn masks and laser battles still lie the tensions that inhabit and animate so many Kesha songs. We’re pretty and sick / we’re young and we’re bored. Same, Kesha. In so many ways, same.

how in the marlon brando have I never seen this video

gothvader:

i want a fic about sansa getting married to loras and margaery to renly then when everyone else is asleep margaery and loras high five each other every night when they meet in the corridor whilst changing rooms and they live happily ever after